allie pc

I CAN’T WAIT TIL FRIDAY IS OVER. (if this works out the way i want it to)

Iamafobboardie (6:19:34 PM): i could probs scooter to kansas...

senior prom dates

YESitslunchtime: srsly can they be my prom date
YESitslunchtime: OMG HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE
YESitslunchtime: LIKE A CONTEST
YESitslunchtime: BRING PANIC TO YOUR PROM~~~
neurotica hello: what
neurotica hello: panic for prom?
neurotica hello: they would spike the punch
YESitslunchtime: psssh they'd be awesome
YESitslunchtime: idc
neurotica hello: jon would probably be all nice and pliant and like oooh allie you look so nice and let me open the door and oh i'll totally drive
YESitslunchtime: lol
neurotica hello: and ryan would be like "i. am. an. anti. social. ass. why. am. i. here."
YESitslunchtime: i'm antisocial tooo tho
neurotica hello: and brendon would be excited and careening all over the dance floor and breaking things and like OMG I TOTALLY REMEMBER MY PROM I GOT DUMPED! and he'd shout it all nonchalantly
neurotica hello: while some 15 year old blows him
neurotica hello: and spencer
YESitslunchtime: lol
neurotica hello: spencer would probably entertain you and ryan at the table and bitch when the drunk people (from panic's spiked punch) stepped on his shoes
YESitslunchtime: lol
neurotica hello: and jon would hold back brendon's hair when he threw up even though brendon doesn't really have hair but brendon says it is only polite anyways, it;s the thought that counts
neurotica hello: and then you will all leave 15 minutes after you came (yes it all happened that fast)
neurotica hello: and go to hershey park
YESitslunchtime: sweet
neurotica hello: and then watch old movies and play gh
neurotica hello: and brendon would win
neurotica hello: and laugh
YESitslunchtime: lmao
YESitslunchtime: he would
neurotica hello: and realize everyone was sleeping
neurotica hello: and then complain
neurotica hello: and go on anyways
neurotica hello: and then you'd wake up and see that he and ryan were cuddling and you'd take pictures and send them to me
neurotica hello: the end
neurotica hello: :-)

SHAGGY?

heygaspard: and allie's friend dustin changed his default and he looks like shaggy from scooby doo nao ok
Iamafobboardie: LOL
heygaspard: omg now i want to watch scooby doo
heygaspard: http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile5/243/35/n1338870194_8934.jpg
Iamafobboardie: omg
heygaspard: PLZ TELL ME THAT LOOKS LIKE SHAGGY TO YOU
Iamafobboardie: he looks like
heygaspard: OK IT IS SHAGGY
heygaspard: OK
Iamafobboardie: steve from blues clues
heygaspard: NO
Iamafobboardie: with that shirt
heygaspard: OMG SHAGGY FROM SCOOBY DOO
Iamafobboardie: omg he does
Iamafobboardie: LOL
heygaspard: LOL IT IS SHAGGY + STEVE
Iamafobboardie: LOL YES
heygaspard: scooobyy dooby doooo
heygaspard: BLUES CLUES
heygaspard: BLUES CLUES
Iamafobboardie: LOLOL
Iamafobboardie: http://i12.tinypic.com/6usk08i.png
heygaspard: LOLOLOL
heygaspard: omg
heygaspard: you must be really bored
heygaspard: but omg LOLOLOLOL
Iamafobboardie: LOL i am bb
heygaspard: it is so true ok
heygaspard: where is dustin
heygaspard: we need to show him his
heygaspard: ALLIE CALL DUSTIN PLZ
Iamafobboardie: LOLOLOLOL ITS SO TRUE THOUGH WTH I WANT A STEVEN VNECK SHIRT
heygaspard: LOL BRB ASKING HIM WHERE HE GOT IT

Trace Cyrus: OMG GUYS
Trace Cyrus: we are like the jonas brothers
Trace Cyrus: allie is the older
Trace Cyrus: oldest
Trace Cyrus: im the middle
Iamafobboardie: LOL
Trace Cyrus: and cass is the youngest
YESitslunchtime: ewwwwww i dont want to be kevin
YESitslunchtime: :-(:-(:-(:-(
Iamafobboardie: LOLOLOLOLOL
Trace Cyrus: LOL KEVIN
Trace Cyrus: cass ur nick
Iamafobboardie: LOLOLOL THATS A DISS
Iamafobboardie: omg k~
Trace Cyrus: i am joe :D
Trace Cyrus: my sexy eyebrows
Iamafobboardie: ugh luck
Iamafobboardie: y
Trace Cyrus: lol i am calling allie kevin from nao on
YESitslunchtime: omg rude
YESitslunchtime: i will call you goe
Iamafobboardie: LOL YES
Iamafobboardie: kevin~
Iamafobboardie: im nick right lol
Trace Cyrus: um excuse me
YESitslunchtime: y
YESitslunchtime: lucky
Trace Cyrus: i do not have a fro
YESitslunchtime: almost
Trace Cyrus: goe is gross joe ok
Trace Cyrus: i am good joe
YESitslunchtime: is goe
YESitslunchtime: gojo
YESitslunchtime: e
Iamafobboardie: lol and jess and chowsee are our teenies~
YESitslunchtime: lol
Trace Cyrus: LOL
YESitslunchtime: lol
YESitslunchtime: ahahha
Trace Cyrus: and ximeng is our security guard
YESitslunchtime: i might be seeing the jonas brothers irl
Iamafobboardie: lololol, yes
YESitslunchtime: oh yes she is so fierce
Iamafobboardie: LOL

i know you love me, but for once i want you to be the one who worries about me and wonders where i...

ANNA IS THUG

I ENJOY GETTING PHONE CALLS FROM ANNA ASKING ME IF MY REFRIGERATOR IS RUNNING

you felt right

YESitslunchtime: giuse spiderman 2 is on
Iamafobboardie: OMG COOL
YESitslunchtime: lmao
Trace Cyrus: spider jew
Trace Cyrus: spider jew
Trace Cyrus: does whatever a spider jew does~
YESitslunchtime: what is with the jew obsession all of a sudden
YESitslunchtime: ~~~
Trace Cyrus: LOL IDK HOW THIS HAPPEND
Iamafobboardie: LOL UM BECAUSE WE WERE DISCUSSING SHIT
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: WELL I AM JEWISH~~
Iamafobboardie: ORLY TBH I DIDNT KNOW THAT
YESitslunchtime: WELL YOU DO NOW
Iamafobboardie: LOL I FELT LIKE YOU WERE THE BEST PERSON TO ASK
Iamafobboardie: LOL
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: YOU FELT RIGHT
Iamafobboardie: LOL IKR

jews

Trace Cyrus: if chiz was jewish would your people accept him
YESitslunchtime: yes?
Trace Cyrus: are you allowed to wear yamicas on other body parts
Trace Cyrus: like, teeth for instance
YESitslunchtime: IDK I AM NOT RELIGIOUS
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Iamafobboardie: if chizz had a dreidel as one of his teeth would you accept that?
YESitslunchtime: Trace Cyrus (7:41:14 PM): if chiz was jewish would your people accept him
YESitslunchtime: WHAT IS THIS
YESitslunchtime: idc about chiz
Iamafobboardie: lol woudl you accept him?
YESitslunchtime: i wouldnt care enough
Iamafobboardie: ok bb
Iamafobboardie: if anna became a bitchy azn and was 4'7 tall and weighed 200 pounds and had a huge ass and she sat on you would you accept her?
YESitslunchtime: yes

Iamafobboardie: +18482488440 (11:59:14 AM): Lmfao we got yelled at for having a sword fight
Iamafobboardie: omg im so jeal over that
YESitslunchtime: lmaaaaaao
Iamafobboardie: LOL
YESitslunchtime: i have had lightsaber fights
Iamafobboardie: brb having sword fight at dah store
Iamafobboardie: LOL I NEVER HAD ONE IM SO LAME
YESitslunchtime: lol
YESitslunchtime: htey are fun
Iamafobboardie: lolololol i bet
YESitslunchtime: mhmmhmhmmhmhmhmmh
YESitslunchtime: omg i want tohave one nao
Iamafobboardie: omgf same tbh
Iamafobboardie: brb comig voer to have one
YESitslunchtime: okay
YESitslunchtime: lol
YESitslunchtime: lets meet half way
Iamafobboardie: lol
Iamafobboardie: um
YESitslunchtime: what state is in the middle
YESitslunchtime: idek
Iamafobboardie: then where would that be
Iamafobboardie: LOL
YESitslunchtime: lmfao
YESitslunchtime: UMM
Iamafobboardie: UM
Iamafobboardie: nebraska tbh
YESitslunchtime: or kansas
YESitslunchtime: lol
YESitslunchtime: I DONT THINK WE'RE IN KANSAS ANY MORE CASS
YESitslunchtime: S2S
Iamafobboardie: LOLOL that would be a boring fight tbh we would probs havce it in a corn field
Iamafobboardie: LOL
YESitslunchtime: ahahahhahah
YESitslunchtime: i will bring toto
Iamafobboardie: omg k ill bring some glittery shoes
YESitslunchtime: okie
YESitslunchtime: whos gonna be the witch
Iamafobboardie: jess
Iamafobboardie: LOL
YESitslunchtime: and the fiary god mother
YESitslunchtime: lmao
Iamafobboardie: um dblaise can be the god mother
YESitslunchtime: OH OKAY
Iamafobboardie: tom rad bes the tinman~
YESitslunchtime: imagine him in his pretty pink dress comin down in a bubble
YESitslunchtime: sexy
Iamafobboardie: AND THE SCARECROW IS ummm idk k8,anna,and ximeng formed together into on peep tbh
YESitslunchtime: lol lol
Iamafobboardie: LOLOMG IKR
YESitslunchtime: lmfao
Iamafobboardie: wed probs still grope him
YESitslunchtime: AND THE LION
Iamafobboardie: OMG I FORGOT ABOUT HIM
YESitslunchtime: SHAANT
Iamafobboardie: LOL YES
YESitslunchtime: RAWR
YESitslunchtime: I HAS NO COURAGE
YESitslunchtime: ~~~
Iamafobboardie: can we trip the lion to see him cry??
Iamafobboardie: LOL
YESitslunchtime: YES
YESitslunchtime: OBV
YESitslunchtime: brb writing this down and when we're famous we can make this movie
Iamafobboardie: omg k
Iamafobboardie: tbh that would be a kickass movie tbh
YESitslunchtime: it would
Iamafobboardie: it would be dorthy and the hot fairy god mother of fbrland
YESitslunchtime: yes
YESitslunchtime: perfect
Iamafobboardie: lololol and all the ppl we hate
YESitslunchtime: lmfao
Iamafobboardie: can be the munchkins who hanged themselfs
Iamafobboardie: LOL
YESitslunchtime: LMAO YES
Iamafobboardie: that was so rude but idc tbh
Iamafobboardie: LOL
YESitslunchtime: ik
YESitslunchtime: we'd be hated on so hard
YESitslunchtime: lmao
YESitslunchtime: brb a sec
Iamafobboardie: and youll se like dblaise prancing over them and farting on them
Iamafobboardie: omg k
YESitslunchtime: lmfao farting

Iamafobboardie: i had a dream like last night that alec baldwin was my uncle and then i chilled in this like fucking huge target in like asia and me and tai were the only non azn peeps and then i hit on them

cloggin up ur dashboardz

Iamafobboardie: why does pete and ashlee have a bodyguard
Iamafobboardie: they arent that famour
Iamafobboardie: 8famous
Iamafobboardie: fat fans cant hurt you that much : l
YESitslunchtime: aahhahhaha
YESitslunchtime: because they kind of are pretty famous
YESitslunchtime: safety first~~
Iamafobboardie: eh i donut see angelina having one~
YESitslunchtime: although we know pete will punch anyone in a second
Iamafobboardie: LOL ikr and tbh he can run faster than any of his fans even with his fucked up foot
YESitslunchtime: ik
YESitslunchtime: well then so the body guard is for the fans protection cause pete may snap at any second
Iamafobboardie: LOL ikr i always lvoe how ashlee is like oh look thats dah sky and petes like >:l
Iamafobboardie: and the black dude is like ~chillin
YESitslunchtime: hahaha petes face is always so priceless
Iamafobboardie: LOL IKR
YESitslunchtime: and ist even better when he is trying to grow a beard
YESitslunchtime: its like WOAHHHh there okay
Iamafobboardie: http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x167/icecreamhdaches/normal_05newyorkcitydecember17qd4.jpg
Iamafobboardie: TBH.
YESitslunchtime: YES EXACTLY
Iamafobboardie: THE BLACK DUDE IS LIKE ~chillin ashlee is like am i huggin u rite petah and hes like >;l -gets itchy from ~beard-
YESitslunchtime: lol
Iamafobboardie: LOL THERE PHOTOPS KILL ME SO HARD cause shes alwyas so happy and hes always so angry without tryign
YESitslunchtime: ik. he's always making some sour face

Iamafobboardie: lololol i have one close cali friend and then its all jersey peeps lolol well chowsee is in florida but yeah
YESitslunchtime: yeah
YESitslunchtime: we do all need to likle
YESitslunchtime: meet somewhere
YESitslunchtime: and chill~~
YESitslunchtime: if only
Iamafobboardie: lololol brb getting on my private jet
Iamafobboardie: ikr that would be so cool
YESitslunchtime: it'd be awesome if like one of us was super rich and would do that
YESitslunchtime: like if they had a private jet
YESitslunchtime: and could fly around and pick us all up
YESitslunchtime: omg dreaming
Iamafobboardie: lololol omg ikr
Iamafobboardie: brb finding diddys kid to become biffles with
YESitslunchtime: ahaahhah
YESitslunchtime: brb becoming famous over night
Iamafobboardie: lol brb getting my oscar and jet~
Iamafobboardie: it would be much easier stalking band peeps
YESitslunchtime: yes indeed
YESitslunchtime: and then you could automatically be friends because you are both famous
Iamafobboardie: LOLOLOL um obvs
YESitslunchtime: mhmmm
Iamafobboardie: ill thank you at my oscar thing tbh
YESitslunchtime: ty~
Iamafobboardie: np~
Iamafobboardie: ill be like dem jersey gurls are amazin like allieeeeee~
Iamafobboardie: and ill probs scream jess is a fucking ho and ximeng is my panda biffle ~ then grab my thing and scream fuck yeah then leave on my jet to pick your ass up tbh
Iamafobboardie: brb dreaming of thsi more
YESitslunchtime: lol
YESitslunchtime: that would be wondafuuuu
YESitslunchtime: you'd pick us up and then we'd go to some after party and chill with famuz dudes
Iamafobboardie: um obvs
Iamafobboardie: and jackson and dblaise would obvs be chillin
Iamafobboardie: and id be like oh hay
YESitslunchtime: DUHHH
YESitslunchtime: oh hayyyyy
YESitslunchtime: and then we could ask david irl if he had porn on his computer
Iamafobboardie: um obvs and be like its chill its only us
Iamafobboardie: lololol and we would find carden jackin off to his porn tbh
YESitslunchtime: yes yes yes
YESitslunchtime: hidin in the bafroom with his laptop
YESitslunchtime: OIC MIKEY
Iamafobboardie: LOL
Iamafobboardie: and we would be liek uh mike ikik we are famous but jeez jack off with bill in dah bus~
YESitslunchtime: lol
YESitslunchtime: jack each other off in the bus
Iamafobboardie: nah thats sisky and bill thats why mike is on cobras bus to jack off with gabe
YESitslunchtime: lol
YESitslunchtime: oic
Iamafobboardie: lolol im still v. curious to why his band didnt partay with him on his bday whilst gabe was like lets do it
YESitslunchtime: ikr
YESitslunchtime: i am curious as to why none of patd partied with ryho
YESitslunchtime: but gabe did
Iamafobboardie: lolol wut is going on there~
Iamafobboardie: LOL
Iamafobboardie: i just realized that everyone loves gabe
Iamafobboardie: like everyone always parties with gabe not their band
YESitslunchtime: everyone does love game
YESitslunchtime: thats cause he supplies the drugs
Iamafobboardie: um obvs~
Iamafobboardie: ohhh i have to tell you a lovely story
YESitslunchtime: alright
Iamafobboardie: once upon a time my friend whos in Canada went to their hct
Iamafobboardie: and it was v. late she was waiting for her ride to come
Iamafobboardie: and all of a sudden gabe stumbles over to her
Iamafobboardie: and srsly says to her hey hows the cocaine in canada
Iamafobboardie: and shes like its illegal....
Iamafobboardie: and hes like shit
Iamafobboardie: and he stumbles away
Iamafobboardie: then tai was wasted out of their mind and stumbles to ehr later on
Iamafobboardie: cause they are stuck in the venue and cant get out
YESitslunchtime: lmao lmao lmao
Iamafobboardie: so she had to show them how to get out twice
Iamafobboardie: LOL
YESitslunchtime: aaaaaahhhaahha
Iamafobboardie: and then as they got out the second time
Iamafobboardie: their bus left them and they chase after
Iamafobboardie: the bus screaming
Iamafobboardie: and pete sees them and dies
Iamafobboardie: the end tbh i still hate her for that
Iamafobboardie: LOL

“You see me better than I am, she said & I’m...”
— vision change

aim info

awkwardreverse: "BARBECUE HEAD AND HER BAND OF LIKE-MINDED MINIONS OF THE HOLY RAMEN EMPIRE"
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jcinacan: urine
wrtloveonmyarms: urine isnt food
jcinacan: are you sure
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MakeUwantMeNow: 20 m in cali los angeles area peeps only holla with an im
maxistopmbating: shut up
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maxistopmbating: allie I am gon come and raep u
(5: 13:21 PM) YESitslunchtime has left the room.
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cities at war: hay ass~
cities at war: cass
cities at war: lol my bad :[

i like making people smile

haxorz

Iamafobboardie: LOLOL I WISH I COULD DO PETES AND MIKES TBH I BET MIKE HAS SOME CRAZAY SHIT
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: LOL
Iamafobboardie: lol and db would probs have porn and we would be like uh oh he isnt as pure as we thought~
YESitslunchtime: aaahahahhaahhaah ahahhahahhaa hahahhahahha
Iamafobboardie: LOL i want that job even though i cant fucking fix things ill try~
YESitslunchtime: i can believe that tho
Iamafobboardie: ikr
YESitslunchtime: lmao that's why you go to school and learn
YESitslunchtime: brb going to computer school
Iamafobboardie: lolololololololol i want to be self taught ho~
Iamafobboardie: brb going to creepers to get some lessons
YESitslunchtime: lmao
YESitslunchtime: aaha
Iamafobboardie: omg breaking into mikes comp would be so hilar WUT IS ALL THSI PORN MISTER
Iamafobboardie: we could boast about it to tailj tbh and piss them off more
YESitslunchtime: i'd be scared to look at some people's
YESitslunchtime: ik
YESitslunchtime: omg they would get so butt hurt
Iamafobboardie: omg ikr
Iamafobboardie: oh look heres some super unknown noods~
YESitslunchtime: not anymoreeeeeeee
Iamafobboardie: lolol omg we could do a puzzle and like chop it off and be like find dah pieces~
Iamafobboardie: LOL
YESitslunchtime: LMAO
Iamafobboardie: and we would obvs take out dah penis~
Iamafobboardie: ugh i mean if they scream at me for ripping vids imagine having his noods
Iamafobboardie: omg heaven tbh/

but then again....

xflashlight: tote's just logged into myspace for the first time to see [someones] pics
YESitslunchtime: lmao
YESitslunchtime: creep
YESitslunchtime: ~~
xflashlight: LOL LOOK WHOS TALING
YESitslunchtime: stfu
YESitslunchtime: i havent creeped on any one since i stole garretts hat in the car
xflashlight: LOL
YESitslunchtime: lmao no but really
YESitslunchtime: i havent creeped on anyone in a while
xflashlight: haha

i hml sometimes

there is truth

neurotica hello: dustin loves the cock; his horn is only in homage to what he worships

lesbians

Trace Cyrus: http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v151/126/41/1480110104/n1480110104_30139365_4542.jpg THATS ME I AM BUTCH LOL

gay chat is so much win.

maxistopmbating: lol this is gay
YESitslunchtime: you are gay
BxBoi4u: 20 m nyc single bttm looking!!!!!!!!!
maxistopmbating: I am
YESitslunchtime: are you gay
maxistopmbating: you are correct
MakeUwantMeNow: 20 m in cali los angeles area holla with an im
YESitslunchtime: are you all dudes
JaMes1zs0sp01led: 19 M NY BTTM GET @ ME?
YESitslunchtime: no
Trace Cyrus: ARE ANY OF YOU INTERESTED IN THIS GUY http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v151/126/41/1480110104/n1480110104_30139365_4542.jpg
maxistopmbating: 11/m/willing to experiment/LA
YESitslunchtime: maxi do me
greenlemonfish has entered the room.
maxistopmbating: k
maxistopmbating: gimme yo number
YESitslunchtime: TRACE
YESitslunchtime: LMAO
MattTaurusLove: Aslr @ trace
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: LOL
MattTaurusLove: Aslr @ james
YESitslunchtime: I AM DYING
Trace Cyrus: did you just call me fat
hornitwink22: 22 m w/cam
swimfan0291 has entered the room.
MakeUwantMeNow: 20 m in cali los angeles area peeps only holla with an im
bigtopmrbig has entered the room.
JaMes1zs0sp01led: 19 M NY BLACK
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: LOL
hornitwink22: 22 m w/cam
BxBoi4u: 20 m puerto rican bubble butt single bttm here
YESitslunchtime: i am mexican
Trace Cyrus: I WOULD LIKE IT TO BE LUNCHTIME ON YOUR BUBBLE BUTT

GAY

hornitwink22: 22 m w/cam
Trace Cyrus: EVERYONE, HORNITWINK22 HAS A WEBCAM
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SneakersDad1701: sounds yummy
SneakersDad1701: im looking for a smooth bubblebutt - freckles a plus
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maxistopmbating: allie I am gon come and raep u
(5: 13:21 PM) YESitslunchtime has left the room.
THERE IS SO MUCH MOREGA

brentscandalous: LOL I WAS PEDO'D
brentscandalous: A MAN AT STEWARTS OFFERED ME A ~~RIDE HOME
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: DID YOU TAKE IT
brentscandalous: LOL NO
brentscandalous: I TOLD HIM ~NO THANK YOU
YESitslunchtime: LOLLOLLOL
YESitslunchtime: LOL
brentscandalous: he was very ~eager

neurotica hello: ....allie you are like hannibal lecter
neurotica hello: alliebill clarkcter
neurotica hello: or something

ded

neurotica hello: oooooooiooosooooohooooeooooaooooogoodooooookoooiooosoooosooooeooooroooaoosoooiooonooomooyooodoorooeooaooomooo
YESitslunchtime: wait one second
YESitslunchtime: i shwagd his seras in my dream
YESitslunchtime: woops
neurotica hello: shwagd his seras
neurotica hello: i am laughing so hard omg
YESitslunchtime: SO AM I
YESitslunchtime: is he a good kisser as in my dream
YESitslunchtime: YOU DONT GET BY ME WOMAN
neurotica hello: LOL OMG
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neurotica hello: LOL BUT THERE WAS A ROCKING HORSE BY HIS BED
neurotica hello: MY FEET WERE ON IT
YESitslunchtime: LMAO
neurotica hello: ahhh dreams

“The only thing that separates me from the animals is...

lol from my jr prom night

soleil: zomg!!11!!!111
LYK3 PROM 2DAY!!!!!!
heheheeh.
HOW 3XC1T3D R U?!?!?!?!?
ui4wabgre
me: ROFL 1 @M SEWWWW 3XC1T3DDDDDD OBB\/\/\/\/\\/\\/ MAI DRE55 IZ SEW PVRtY TB|-|
soleil: OMG 1TZ GONN4 B3 SEWWW MUCH FUN!!!@@!#&*(!&*@!!
Y3Y 4 Y0U!
lol ily.

olddd

soleil: omg allie my mom was just talking about spring awakening and she called it 'sexual awakening' and she didnt notice until i started laughing.

blank future

“this is a picture of the future & you’ll notice that there’s a lot of blank...

xflashlight: wanna see my friend matt whos an asian scenster. hes really cute. me and josh think
YESitslunchtime: do you know how gay that statement was

Trace Cyrus: tracecyrus lj stalker is giants!
Trace Cyrus: giants is stalking you because a little birdie told them you talked behind their back. They are also stalking you in real life. Look out!

LOL YOU GUYS

heygaspard: OK OK
Trace Cyrus: http://a320.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/l_2238ac5049cfa02da39897351058cbb7.jpg
heygaspard: LOL ALLIE IN A SINK
Trace Cyrus: i dont see any black people
heygaspard: but i see an alliecat

l m f a o

Iamafobboardie: omg jess bro is grabbing other peoples sacks at an xmas party D:
YESitslunchtime: lol what
Iamafobboardie: hes v. naughty tbh
YESitslunchtime: ik
YESitslunchtime: i wish i was at tha tparty~
Iamafobboardie: lolololol me too~

heygaspard: LOL I LOOK LKE GASPARD
heygaspard: omfg it looks like gaspard is talking
heygaspard: brb making out with myself

i am glad anna posted this because it...

Trace Cyrus: CAUSE THERES NO ONE IN THE WORLD LIKE ALL-IEEEEEEE
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Trace Cyrus: shes simple yet freckle butt'd
yesitslunchtime: Anna my computer is ded rn :-(
Trace Cyrus: omfg wtf :-(
Trace Cyrus: i come back 2 life and everyone else dies :-(

this is hella old but i don't want to...

drunkmunkey3458: if u were at a diner
drunkmunkey3458: and you had
drunkmunkey3458: salt
drunkmunkey3458: and pepper on the table
drunkmunkey3458: would you use ur fork to eat your coffee?

oic

jcinacan: I get weird IMs asking to suck people's dick sometimes
xflashlight: that's odd.

xflashlight: whatd you get for channukah
YESitslunchtime: my mom got me one of chris's books, which i already had, she wasn't sure but she thought she would try anyways
YESitslunchtime: so then
YESitslunchtime: she gave me this little crab glass thing that she got at this art park we went to
YESitslunchtime: it's rly qt
xflashlight: whats crab glass
YESitslunchtime: lmao
YESitslunchtime: no
YESitslunchtime: a crab
YESitslunchtime: made out of glass

LMAO TY CHAD

lmao

sexrice

YESitslunchtime: SEXRICE
YESitslunchtime: SEXRICE
ThatLoserrrKid: ?
ThatLoserrrKid: Whos this
YESitslunchtime: pete wentz
ThatLoserrrKid: ew
ThatLoserrrKid: your a fagg

xflashlight (5:13:56 PM): i made it