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my dad is moving to south carolina july 19th. i don’t think i’ve ever had a moment like...
May 30th

claudia oh my god

chocamoca123: oo hii greta
hotpinkhearts760: hi claudis!
chocamoca123: did u go to gym?
hotpinkhearts760: me?
chocamoca123: yeah
hotpinkhearts760: yeah
hotpinkhearts760: haha
chocamoca123: u did i didnt see u lol
YESitslunchtime: WTF YOU WERE JUST WITH HER?
chocamoca123: i was?
YESitslunchtime: LMAO CLOUDIS what are you on
chocamoca123: its not my fault i have short term memory loss
YESitslunchtime: LMAO
Twinklystars101: u r just like dory fomr finding nemo
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chocamoca123: why is the time like 22 on meebo
YESitslunchtime: militarty time
YESitslunchtime: military&
YESitslunchtime: ***
Twinklystars101: wat is meebo
chocamoca123: but we arent in the military
Twinklystars101: lol
hotpinkhearts760: whats meebo
chocamoca123: wait will i get drafted if i go on this website cause i dont wanna go to the army!
May 30th
hotpinkhearts760: you're like a professional IMspeaker
May 30th
mm fishxsticks: peenms
mm fishxsticks: lawlz
YESitslunchtime: took you a while
mm fishxsticks: well i notice
mm fishxsticks: im just voicing it now
YESitslunchtime: i see
YESitslunchtime: tbh
YESitslunchtime: when guys have pms
YESitslunchtime: it should be peenms
Naddy POP: it should!
mm fishxsticks: penis menstral syndrom?
YESitslunchtime: lol yes
YESitslunchtime: YES
oh hey santi: hahahah
oh hey santi: win
mm fishxsticks: makes no sense!
May 29th
i wish i could do more for you
May 29th
Naddy POP: Amanda today.
Naddy POP: So funny.
YESitslunchtime: lol
Naddy POP: someone said something about cherry's being popped
Naddy POP: and she was like what's that? is that like a bubble? Is it edible?
YESitslunchtime: LOL
May 29th
“you are the average of your five closest friends”
May 28th
“a boyfriend is a friend that you hug sometimes”
— 12 year old soleil
May 27th
neuroticahello: later on they said his voice was hot
YESitslunchtime: LO
YESitslunchtime: l
YESitslunchtime: lol
neuroticahello: i showed them a picture of him and lolz
YESitslunchtime: what ddi they say~
neuroticahello: my cousin danika was like "okay nvm"
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: omg lol
May 26th
i did this dr. phil test thing last year and i was just looking back at it. the results are so...
May 22nd
hiding is avoiding. whatever it was is still there. whatever was missing is still gone.
May 22nd
fierce
May 20th
neurotica hello: i wish i was a lesbian
neurotica hello: i would just moon over you all the time and be done with it
May 19th

oh how my father communicates with me

BClarkeeee: Hi from Milan
YESitslunchtime: hello from new jersey
BClarkeeee: lol
YESitslunchtime: :-)
BClarkeeee: Going to bed
YESitslunchtime: good night!
BClarkeeee: I love you
YESitslunchtime: i love you too
May 19th
why do you think that makes you look fucking cool. that’s all you really care about...
May 18th
brentscandalous: LOL OMG
brentscandalous: ALLIE
YESitslunchtime: what
brentscandalous: I HAD A DREAM THAT WE WERE RIDING A BIKE DOWN A HIGHWAY LISTENING TO SOME SHITTY SONG ON LIKE...AN IPOD OR SOMETHING
YESitslunchtime: lol whaaaaaaaat
brentscandalous: AND YOU WERE LIKE "LOL I LOVE DIS SONG...BUT IT'S SO SHITTY LOL"
YESitslunchtime: LOL
brentscandalous: AND THEN WE WENT TO WALMART BECAUSE I NEEDED A ~PREGNANCY LEOTARD~
atranienamedskip: LOL
YESitslunchtime: okay then
brentscandalous: IDFK WHAT THAT IS.
May 17th
i wish i could cuddle with you just one more time
May 17th

Allie and Jon’s Australian Adventure by...

“Allie! Allie! Allie!” her best friend of ten years yelled ceaselessly. “Yeah Jon?” she yelled over...
May 17th

2/5/07

mm fishxsticks: what does love smell like
dblaise181: bed bath and bodyworks
mm fishxsticks: how come
dblaise181: have you been to one?
mm fishxsticks: of corse
mm fishxsticks: but what made you pick that of all smells
dblaise181: because is a great smell
dblaise181: and there are many smells
May 17th

from like two years ago

RedBalls17: damm allie she like.....pretty much denied u
YESitslunchtime: what..
YESitslunchtime: who
RedBalls17: flashlight girl
May 17th
“truth is what hurts, and yours is killing me”
— someone
May 17th
neurotica hello: i like his peen lines
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: LOLLLL
neurotica hello: they are like
neurotica hello: idk
YESitslunchtime: you donut have to explain
neurotica hello: i always think about pouring syrup, preferably chocolate, and then licking it off
YESitslunchtime: i get it~
neurotica hello: is that weird
neurotica hello: lol
neurotica hello: oops
YESitslunchtime: no lol
neurotica hello: too late
YESitslunchtime: ahah
neurotica hello: sooo
neurotica hello: peen lines
neurotica hello: now my mind is stuck on them
neurotica hello: i want them
neurotica hello: well not really
neurotica hello: like i don't want peen lines
neurotica hello: but i want that like slow indent
neurotica hello: omg
neurotica hello: i am making myself sensual ewwww
YESitslunchtime: they are called obliques~~ y/n
neurotica hello: omg
neurotica hello: srsly
neurotica hello: ~~google
YESitslunchtime: lol
neurotica hello: OMG
neurotica hello: IT'S TRUE
neurotica hello: whatever peen lines is more sexually arousing
neurotica hello: :\
YESitslunchtime: wot
YESitslunchtime: lol oh
YESitslunchtime: igi
neurotica hello: who the says "oh yeah baby lick my obliques"
YESitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: it sounds better like
neurotica hello: "pour that syrup down my peen lines"
YESitslunchtime: but girls can have them and they dont have peens
YESitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: okay wait no
neurotica hello: uh
YESitslunchtime: lmfao
neurotica hello: i'm confused
neurotica hello: damn.
May 16th
Twinklystars101: OMG SOME KID THREW A CHAIR AT ME
YESitslunchtime: LOL WHAT
Twinklystars101: YA THIS KID IS A FREAK
YESitslunchtime: why did he throw a chair at you
Twinklystars101: i was like u r visicous nd he was like i no nd he just kicked this chair at me lolol
YESitslunchtime: omg
Twinklystars101: but then we made up nd we hva a truse for the rest of the week
YESitslunchtime: good
Twinklystars101: lol nd this other kid was hugging me nd he like sniffed my boobs it wass wierd lol
YESitslunchtime: LOL creepo~
Twinklystars101: ya but he is nice
YESitslunchtime: okay
Twinklystars101: lol
YESitslunchtime: you should have sniffed him back
Twinklystars101: i did
YESitslunchtime: where~
Twinklystars101: use ur imagination
YESitslunchtime: okay~
Twinklystars101: lol
May 16th
Twinklystars101: hahaha i had a squirel encounter
YESitslunchtime: o rly do tell
Twinklystars101: k so i was staying home from school in 2nd grade right
Twinklystars101: d i went ito my living room 2 chill
YESitslunchtime: lol oh back in 2nd grade
Twinklystars101: lol ya
Twinklystars101: so then i look into the fireplace nd this squirel just FALLS FOMR THE CHIMINY
YESitslunchtime: LOL
Twinklystars101: now im like freaking out so i start cryning nd my mom calls the pet people nd they like trap it on my front porch nd i felt bad so i like brought it an acron lol
May 16th

tonight in the cars

YESitslunchtime: well idk we were both just really hyper~~~
YESitslunchtime: and couldnt stop loling for no reason
YESitslunchtime: but we were stopped at a light and there was a guy eating a banana and i look over at him and i look away and i'm like "soleil taht guy is eating a banana" and she looks over and apparently he saw her or something idk and saw me loling and then we both started cracking up
YESitslunchtime: and we pulled over on some random side street to put sugar in our iced coffees and it was sketchy
YESitslunchtime: omg ider what else ahppened i just remember loling the whole way home and my stomach hurt
mm fishxsticks: hahahaha thats lovely
mm fishxsticks: our story is about someone in another car too!!
YESitslunchtime: lmao
mm fishxsticks: so we were blasting s club the whoel way home
YESitslunchtime: lol
mm fishxsticks: and we got to a light and the guy in the car next to us was like, dancing
mm fishxsticks: and we realized he didnt have music on
mm fishxsticks: and he was dancing to our s club
YESitslunchtime: LOLLL
YESitslunchtime: ahahahhaha
mm fishxsticks: haha and he was a really odd looking guy too
YESitslunchtime: lmfao
mm fishxsticks: and when we drove away he was liek clapping his hands
YESitslunchtime: that is hysterical
May 16th
YESitslunchtime (3:18:46 PM):...
May 15th
“you don’t really notice how much of this stuff has...”
— i’m taking this quote...
May 14th
“The clock ticked as loudly as rain on glass. I like trains...”
— trains make me think.
May 13th

about my patd pic lmfao

neurotica hello: THE CUTENESS OF IT ALL BURNS MY EYES
neurotica hello: OMG
YESitslunchtime: LOLLL
neurotica hello: WAS BDEN SQUEEZING YOUR ASS
YESitslunchtime: LOL NO
neurotica hello: WHERE DID THAT HAND GO
YESitslunchtime: BUT HE WAS LIKE
YESitslunchtime: "GET ON IN HERE" AND PUT HIS ARM OUT AND SHIT
neurotica hello: AND THEN HE WAS LIKE *SQUEEZE*
neurotica hello: I BET HE WASN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU
YESitslunchtime: lol n unfortnately
YESitslunchtime: lol he was tho
neurotica hello: I BET HE WAS SPEAKING TO YOUR BEWBZ
YESitslunchtime: LOL n he is gay
neurotica hello: "GET ON IN HERE"
YESitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: "YOU TWO..."
May 12th
YESitslunchtime: http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v233/115/26/1338870194/n1338870194_30266953_2956.jpg
Twinklystars101: d-e-l-i-c-i-o-u-s
Twinklystars101: he will make a fabulous woman
May 10th
mm fishxsticks: so wait, you love doctor cocks?
xflashlight: OMG
xflashlight: FUCK U
mm fishxsticks: what makes them diffrent from other cocks?
~
xflashlight: fuck doctor cosk
xflashlight: cocks
mm fishxsticks: hahaha
mm fishxsticks: i will fuck doctor cocks
xflashlight: LOL
May 10th
mm fishxsticks: ahh the life of a pirate
mm fishxsticks: a good pirate always leaves loop holes in deals
May 10th

racist~

YESitslunchtime: HAY BUDDY
xflashlight: SUP JEEZUS
YESitslunchtime: JUST CHILLIN. U KNO BEIN JESUS LIKE
YESitslunchtime: SUP W U HITLER
xflashlight: PLANIN ON THE HOLOCAUST 2
YESitslunchtime: O M G
YESitslunchtime: ARE YOU GOING TO REKILL ALL THE JEWS U ALREADY KILLED
xflashlight: YES. AND NIGGERS
YESitslunchtime: U MEAN NAGGERS
May 10th
xflashlight: i am watching scrubs and thought of you. its so win
YESitslunchtime: scrubs is the best ever obviously
xflashlight: it so is good
YESitslunchtime: it's ending soon :-(
xflashlight: i love doctor cocks
xflashlight: ::-(
YESitslunchtime: LOL cox tbh
xflashlight: oh
xflashlight: :'(
YESitslunchtime: LOLL omg lolll
YESitslunchtime: i am ded rn
May 10th
Twinklystars101: u scare me
YESitslunchtime: :-( why
Twinklystars101: ll ur always in caps like some online pretator lol
May 10th
“Tied together by stuff too difficult to explain to someone...”
— partners, storypeople
May 9th
i go back and forth between extremely sad to extremely angry. it’s like by the minute.
May 9th

speaking in ~aways~

neurotica hello: (auto-response from neurotica hello) HEY ALLIE
YESitslunchtime: (auto-response from YESitslunchtime) HEY LARISSA
neurotica hello: (auto-response from neurotica hello) IF WE HAD CHILDREN THEY'D BE LIKE MATCHES...YOU KNOW, RED ON TOP AND DARK ALL OVER
YESitslunchtime: (auto-response from YESitslunchtime) YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT GIRL THEY'D BE HOT AS HELL
neurotica hello: (auto-response from neurotica hello) OMG E-HIGH-FIVES FROM BREEDER TO BREEDER
YESitslunchtime: (auto-response from YESitslunchtime) NO! E-HAND HUGS FROM BREEDER TO BREEDER
neurotica hello: (auto-response from neurotica hello) HOW'RE GLADYS AND MILTON DOING...MY HAND WANTS TO GIVE THEM HIGH FIVES TOO
YESitslunchtime: (auto-response from YESitslunchtime) LOLLLLL GIRL U SEW INAPPROPRIATE
neurotica hello: (auto-response from neurotica hello) LISTEN I AM BLACK I THINK I WAS PM BORN TO BE LEWD AND INAPPROPRIATE AND ALSO TO WIELD LARGE FIREARMS
May 7th
rest in peace sally “A frequent sight in Glen Ridge...
May 6th
fuck everything.
May 6th
neurotica hello: in five years you see yourself living with your gf larissa
May 2nd