allie pc

LARISSA WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE >:O

http://dickplan.livejournal.com/3553.html

i am obsessed with this game

what’s up with me? i wish i could answer honestly to you. this is still hard for me. but not...

lj is down, kids everywhere are crying.

People You Hate

oceans: “I’ve been fucked pretty hard throughout my few years by several different people,...

Listen

yesitslunchtime: omg i wanna go tho
oh hey santi: lol
oh hey santi: do it
yesitslunchtime: iwill
yesitslunchtime: and ill become bff iwth her brothers
yesitslunchtime: omg she'd get mad if i did that lmfao
oh hey santi: LOL
oh hey santi: LOL
yesitslunchtime: SHE WOULD THO
oh hey santi: N SHE WOULD BE TOO BUSY LOLING
oh hey santi: HAHAHA
yesitslunchtime: LOL
yesitslunchtime: NO SHE WOULD PROBS GET BUTTHURT
yesitslunchtime: AND BE LIKE "Y R U HANGIN WIT DEM N NOT ME"

i think i want away

:D

i’ve officially had this tumblr for over a year. the other day i went back and read the...

tracecyrus: allie woke up from dreaming and ate some ham
yesitslunchtime: no 
tracecyrus: starting making her way past 9 in the afternoon
yesitslunchtime: LOL
tracecyrus: she hasnt been sober for daysss
yesitslunchtime: i am drunk on ham
tracecyrus: lmao
tracecyrus: allie led chiz upstairs
tracecyrus: she led him upstairsss
tracecyrus: WEARING A RED DRESS~
yesitslunchtime: lol
yesitslunchtime: lol
yesitslunchtime: lol
tracecyrus: slut
yesitslunchtime: NO
yesitslunchtime: not rly
tracecyrus: omg send that to all time low and ask them if they can give me backstage and warpe dplz
yesitslunchtime: okay

LOL ANNA THE POINT WAS THAT I AM NOT A ~SLUT~ SO IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY apparently that...

yesitslunchtime: lol o k soleil this is 4 u
ohheysanti: lol
yesitslunchtime: it would probably give larissa a boner
ohheysanti: mhmmmmm
ohheysanti: go go
yesitslunchtime: http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1567/photo39rf8.jpg
yesitslunchtime: LOL
ohheysanti: LOL ALLIE I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD BE SO SCANDALOUS~~
ohheysanti: TBH
yesitslunchtime: LOLLL

imso0o0bored: omg shawn johnsons beam routine just made me cry it was so good

so epic

my fucking jaw ughh

this is my cry for help from you but i don’t think that it will ever work

xflashlight:
mikes moms a psycho right
yesitslunchtime:
yeah
xflashlight:
and she flipped shit because me and him were holding hands
yesitslunchtime:
LOL
xflashlight:
and on the way home made him sit in the fron and me in the back..
yesitslunchtime:
LOL
oh my goddd
that is hysterical
xflashlight:
it sucked.

arrested development is number 16 in entertainment weekly’s “the 100 best tv shows of...

i had a good hair day

hi justin spring, you’re kinda cute

neuroticahello: i'm sorry 
neuroticahello: i wish i was in nj so i could take you shopping and for ice cream and shit
neuroticahello: i want to wine and dine you once
neuroticahello: bah
yesitslunchtime: i wanna hang out with youuu
yesitslunchtime: i have no one to hang out withhh
neuroticahello: me neither tbh
neuroticahello: that's why we go together
neuroticahello: like awapbapaloowaawopbamboom
neuroticahello: as the cast of grease would say

Listen

who took my head

i’ve never done so many tsuks in my life. i only bailed on one. if only i could transfer all...

neuroticahello: but if i was a lesbian, you would be my girlfriend
neuroticahello: no questions
neuroticahello: whether or not you're straight
neuroticahello: i'd still tell everyone you were
neuroticahello: lolz

yesitslunchtime: i think you might enjoy this picture
yesitslunchtime: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=906895&op=1&view=all&subj=1480110093&id=567556429#pid=30254383&id=1335330445
neuroticahello: ooooh, something besides lip gloss is poppin

neuroticahello:
hey so it's fine, i understand that the only reason we're friends is because you want my ~bod
~
neuroticahello:
no, it's aftercare, like an afterthought, which never really matters
i am the person who justifies everything you do!
yay me!

Listen

neuroticahello:
LOL OMG
i wish i had a peen and 30 glow in the dark condoms

neuroticahello: WE IZ GONNA GET ALL ANGRY UP IN THIS BITCH

josh and dustin slash lol

yesitslunchtime: ARE YOU GOING TO START WRITING SLASH ON ME
yesitslunchtime: ....
neurotica hello: ....
yesitslunchtime: JOSHIN>
neurotica hello: .....
yesitslunchtime: ?
yesitslunchtime: ?
neurotica hello: LOL
neurotica hello: MAYBEEEEEE
neurotica hello: JOSHIN
yesitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: DUSH
yesitslunchtime: AHAHHA
neurotica hello: DUSTOSH
yesitslunchtime: DUSH
yesitslunchtime: LOL
yesitslunchtime: DUSH
neurotica hello: LOL IT SOUNDS LIKE A JEWISH PASTRY
neurotica hello: DUSTOSH
yesitslunchtime: LMFAO
yesitslunchtime: OMG I AM DYING

MORE BIG FONT

yesitslunchtime: i turned the sound offf because i dont want tohear him talk
yesitslunchtime: hold on
yesitslunchtime: omg i dun wanna look at him either
yesitslunchtime: OMG WHY DOES HE EXIST
neurotica hello: LOL
neurotica hello: OMG
neurotica hello: BEST ARGUMENT EVER
yesitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: PERFECT
neurotica hello: LOL
yesitslunchtime: CAN WE ARGUE THIS
neurotica hello: OKAY
yesitslunchtime: OMG I AM LOLING
neurotica hello: IN BIG FONT
neurotica hello: ADJUST YOUR SCREEN
yesitslunchtime: lol i will try idk how well this will work with ichat
yesitslunchtime: okay
neurotica hello: AIIGHT
neurotica hello: SO
neurotica hello: IMO
neurotica hello: [KEVIN JONAS] EXISTS
yesitslunchtime: LOL I AM LOLING
neurotica hello: FOR THE SAME REASON IRAQ DOES
yesitslunchtime: LOLL
neurotica hello: UM
neurotica hello: HE MOOCHES OFF OF PEOPLE (LIKE IRAQ DID KUWAIT)
neurotica hello: (ONLY IDK IF THAT IS TRUE)
yesitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: AND HE SUCKS THEM DRY OF THEIR RESOURCES
neurotica hello: THEN
yesitslunchtime: LOLLL
neurotica hello: LIKE THOSE SHITTILY WRITTEN TWILIGHT BOOKS
neurotica hello: HE LEAVES YOU HANGING WHEN YOU NEED HIM MOST
YOU'RE SITTING AROUND LIKE
neurotica hello: DUDE WHERE IS THE STUFF I PAID FOR
yesitslunchtime: LMFAO
neurotica hello: AND HE'S LIKE "SORRY TBH I DUN DELIVER ALL THE WAY"
neurotica hello: AND YOU'RE LIKE
yesitslunchtime: LOLLLL
neurotica hello: "BITCH I DIDN'T WANT SEX I JUST WANTED A GOOD ENDING"
yesitslunchtime: LOLLLL
neurotica hello: AND HE'S LIKE "WELL GOOD ENDINGS DON'T ALWAYS HAPPEN. DIDN'T YOU READ THE LAST HP BOOK?"
yesitslunchtime: EXCEPT HE DOES WANNA SEX BUT HE WANTS TO SEX WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT WANT TO SEX HIM
yesitslunchtime: RAPE
neurotica hello: OMG PERFECT
neurotica hello: SO YOU'RE ALL "WELL WHAT ABOUT THAT GIRL YOU TRIED TO RAPE"
neurotica hello: AND HE'S ALL "WHAT GIRL"
yesitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: AND YOU GO "WHAT'S HER FACE, LOVE HANDLES"
neurotica hello: AND HE'S LIKE "OH"
yesitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: "THAT WASN'T RAPE"
neurotica hello: "THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLL"
neurotica hello: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
yesitslunchtime: LOLLLL
yesitslunchtime: LOL
yesitslunchtime: LOL
yesitslunchtime: (GAY?)
neurotica hello: OMG EVEN BETTER
neurotica hello: (KEVIN SAYS "OH THAT WASN
neurotica hello: *THAT WASN'T RAPE SHE WAS JUST SLEEPING"
neurotica hello: )
yesitslunchtime: LOL WHAT DOES KEVIN KNOW
neurotica hello: OKAT SO GAY
yesitslunchtime: OKAT
neurotica hello: IDK
HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING
neurotica hello: BUT ANYWAYS
neurotica hello: [KEVIN JONAS] DOESN'T REALLY KNOW THAT HE'S GAY
neurotica hello: SEE HE THINKS IT'S NORMAL
neurotica hello: COS FIRST TIME HE WENT TO [JOE JONAS]'S HOUSE [JOE JONAS] WAS LIKE
neurotica hello: DUDE
neurotica hello: BEND OVER LET'S PLAY A GAME
neurotica hello: AND [KEVIN JONAS] WAS LIKE OK!
neurotica hello: IF YOU JOIN MY BAND!
neurotica hello: AND [JOE JONAS] WAS LIKE SUUUUURE
yesitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: SO THEN [JOE JONAS] DOES HIS ~BIZNISS
yesitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: AND [KEVIN JONAS] IS ALL "OKAY DUDE LET'S DO THE BAND SHIT"
neurotica hello: AND [JOE JONAS] IS LIKE "SORRY DUDE I DON'T ROLL WITH GAYS"
yesitslunchtime: LMFAO
yesitslunchtime: DENIED
neurotica hello: AND [KEVIN JONAS] IS LIKE *EMO TEAR8
neurotica hello: BAHAHAHAHA
neurotica hello: EXACTLY
yesitslunchtime: BAHHAAH
neurotica hello: SO THEN [KEVIN JONAS] IS ALL OMG I MUST TEXT [MILEY CYRUS]
yesitslunchtime: LOLLLLL
neurotica hello: I WILL TELL HER I'LL PICK HER UP BY THE TRAIN STATION
neurotica hello: AND IN THE CAR
neurotica hello: WE'LL HAVE A LONG CONVO THAT WILL HOPEFULLY FIX MY LIFE
neurotica hello: OR WE'LL JUST HAVE SEX, COS IDK HER THAT WELL
yesitslunchtime: LOL I COULD SO FIX HIS LIFE FOR HIM
neurotica hello: ONLY THEN
neurotica hello: [JOE JONAS] CALLS AND IS LIKE
yesitslunchtime: I NEED A QUICKIE?
neurotica hello: "DUDE I HAVE A BONER SO I'LL JOIN YOUR BAND"
neurotica hello: AND [KEVIN JONAS]
neurotica hello: IS ELATED~~~
yesitslunchtime: LMFAO
neurotica hello: HE'S LIKE "WOAAAH CAN'T DO THIS BY MYSELFFFF"
neurotica hello: AND [JOE JONAS] IS LIKE "WHATEVER BRO JUST GET THE LUBE AND GET HERE"

this would look so much better if tumblr...

neurotica hello: OKAY
neurotica hello: lol
yesitslunchtime: bahhh
neurotica hello: WHATTTTT
yesitslunchtime: dammit
neurotica hello: bahahahahhaa
neurotica hello: bisujhrfiseuh e
yesitslunchtime: lmfao
yesitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: woahswre0err
neurotica hello: WOOOOAH
yesitslunchtime: LOLL
yesitslunchtime: LOL AT YOU
neurotica hello: CAN'T DO IT BY MSELF
neurotica hello: WHAy
neurotica hello: whale
neurotica hello: why
neurotica hello: WOOOOOAH
yesitslunchtime: do what
yesitslunchtime: wtf
yesitslunchtime: WTF
neurotica hello: CAN'T DO IT BY MYSELF
neurotica hello: WOOOOOOAH
yesitslunchtime: do what
yesitslunchtime: DO WHAT
neurotica hello: WOOOOOOOOOOAH
yesitslunchtime: STOP THIS
neurotica hello: LOL
yesitslunchtime: STOP IT
neurotica hello: WOOOOAH
neurotica hello: WOOOAH
yesitslunchtime: WTH
neurotica hello: CAN'T DO IT BY MYSELF
yesitslunchtime: omg i amnot talking to yo anymore
neurotica hello: OMG NOOOOOOO
neurotica hello: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
neurotica hello: I CAN'T DO IT BY MYSELF
neurotica hello: WOOOAH
neurotica hello: CAN'T DO IT BY MYSELF
neurotica hello: omg
neurotica hello: allie
neurotica hello: lol
yesitslunchtime: WHAT THE FUCK
neurotica hello: big font makes everything lol
neurotica hello: bahahahahah
yesitslunchtime: LOL I KNOW
neurotica hello: FONT
neurotica hello: FONT
yesitslunchtime: I LOVE BIG FONT ITS MY FAVORITE
neurotica hello: LAL
neurotica hello: OOPS
neurotica hello: LOL
neurotica hello: LAL
neurotica hello: LAL
neurotica hello: LA
neurotica hello: bahahahusehri ehwiurew
neurotica hello: jeus
yesitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: oops
neurotica hello: jesus
yesitslunchtime: LOLLL
neurotica hello: christ
neurotica hello: superstar
yesitslunchtime: YOU ARE KILLING ME
neurotica hello: lol
neurotica hello: bzhahahaha
neurotica hello: bazaar
neurotica hello: blahahabala
neurotica hello: BALACLAVA
neurotica hello: WOOOAH
neurotica hello: CAN'T DO IT BY MYSELF
neurotica hello: okay back
neurotica hello: lol
yesitslunchtime: WTF WAS THAT
yesitslunchtime: i was going to send you boobs to see how you would react
neurotica hello: lol
neurotica hello: bahahaha
neurotica hello: i would have blown up
neurotica hello: omg it was so lol
neurotica hello: idk
yesitslunchtime: wtf
yesitslunchtime: was that
neurotica hello: ALLIE I CAN'T BELIVE YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE IT
neurotica hello: WOOOOAH
neurotica hello: FALL OUT BOY LYRICS
"Reinventing The Wheel To Run Myself Over"
neurotica hello: I could walk this fine line between elation and success,
but we all know which way I'm going to strike the stake between my chest.
So, "You have to prove yourself".
You'll have to prove it to me.
So now you're waiting up for him...
You're wasting time every time
yesitslunchtime: WHAT
neurotica hello: Whoa, I can't do it by myself. [x5]
I can't wake up to these reminders of who I am:
A failure at everything... 18 going on extinct.
I know my place it's nowhere you should roam.
So now you're waiting up for him...
Still wasting time, yeah, every time
Yeah
Whoa, I can't do it by myself. [x8]
(You have to prove it!)
neurotica hello: WOOOAH
neurotica hello: I CAN'T DO IT BY MYSELLLF
neurotica hello: lol
yesitslunchtime: I STOPPED READING WHAT YOU WERE SAYING AFTER A WHILE/IT WAS HARD TO READ BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE TWO LETTERS PER LINE
neurotica hello: LOL
neurotica hello: LOL
yesitslunchtime: LOL STFU
neurotica hello: irl giggling
yesitslunchtime: giggling
yesitslunchtime: aaha
neurotica hello: giggle
neurotica hello: gigglebummm
neurotica hello: lol wordss
neurotica hello: THEY SAY IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WORDPLAY
neurotica hello: THANK YOU ~JMRAZ
yesitslunchtime: o_O

i think when i try to sound excited about something i come off as sounding sarcastic and not excited...

neuroticahello:
omg
up close his lips look really kissable
okay wait why did i make these bigger
AH COLD SORE
LOL HERPES
LIKE NEW YEARS
BAHAHAHAHAH

neuroticahello:
idk it's so ridiculously boring
i can type chlamydia with my eyes closed
~~
neuroticahello:
OMG EW DID I TELL YOU
yesitslunchtime:
no
neuroticahello:
MY MOM CAN TELL BY THE SMELL
yesitslunchtime:
LOL
neuroticahello:
EWWWW
EWWW
yesitslunchtime:
ewww
neuroticahello:
EWWWWWW
yesitslunchtime:
lmfao
omg irl lol
neuroticahello:
SHE'S KIND OF LIKE THAT DUDE FROM DIRTY JOBS
yesitslunchtime:
THAT KIND OF MEANS SHE IS GOOD AT HER JOB THOUGH
neuroticahello:
omg i remember there was a lady who was like 350 lbs
and all three of us had to hoist her on the table
and then she opens her legs
yesitslunchtime:
omg are there like pictures of peoples vags in their files
like dentists have xrays of teeth
neuroticahello:
yes
lol
but get this
she opens her leg
yesitslunchtime:
omg weird
neuroticahello:
and my mom goes
"WHERE IS YOUR VAGINA HONEY?"
yesitslunchtime:
LOL
neuroticahello:
i lolled so
fucking
hard

you are constantly letting me down. one would think that maybe you would care but the thing is that...

neuroticahello:
i want to ask him how long the handcuff marks will stay on his wrists and how can he type so soon after

neuroticahello:
ALLIE AND JON
yesitslunchtime:
hahah
neuroticahello:
australian adventure
omg if jon walker married you it would be perfect
OMG OMG
yesitslunchtime:
i posed that on tumblr recently
neuroticahello:
OTP
OTP
OTP
yesitslunchtime:
uhhh hwy wouldit be perfect
neuroticahello:
because no one can hate him and no one can hate you, also he is perfect and you are perfect, also you have similar interests (ie spencer smith) (okay maybe more than just him), you both like cats, you would both be really cute and adorbz

neuroticahello:
http: //i186.photobucket.com/albums/x41/deadsail/gymnastics/team%20dinner%2008/IMG_2536.jpg
you already know what i'm going to say
yesitslunchtime:
lol no
neuroticahello:
really?
yesitslunchtime:
well
neuroticahello:
oh, in that case
yesitslunchtime:
haha just say it
neuroticahello:
got bewbz?
yesitslunchtime:
LOL
neuroticahello:
bahahah
i can see milton
he is showing himself off obvs

xflashlight:
aids?
yesitslunchtime:
no.
xflashlight:
damn
yesitslunchtime:
why do you want
xflashlight:
maybe
yesitslunchtime:
i hear they're the most popular among black women
xflashlight:
hgahahaha
yesitslunchtime:
but you may have trouble finding one of those
considering your location
i suggest moving a little bit more east
xflashlight:
no
yesitslunchtime:
okay well then no aids for you
xflashlight:
good
yesitslunchtime:
you might be able to find some herpes in bucks county
xflashlight:
i dobit it
doubt*
we be clean
yesitslunchtime:
idk about that

yesitslunchtime:
ahaha
no you're black you must be able to sing
neuroticahello:
lol WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT
yesitslunchtime:
cause its usually true
neuroticahello:
when i tried out for little shop of horrors i sang killing me softly
yesitslunchtime:
lmfaoo
neuroticahello:
and ms lew was like "GO ON SING THE CHORUS WITH SOUL"
and i started lolling and i failed
yesitslunchtime:
lmfao
neuroticahello:
idk it was weird
yesitslunchtime:
omg lol

abs

neuroticahello: i thought they were going to be yours or something and then i clicked and my eyes went wide as fucking saucers
neuroticahello: omg

my grandma just told me i was an a+ person

neuroticahello: i have to stop clicking on the that link
neuroticahello: or i will start mbating

yesitslunchtime: waht do you look for in a girl~
neuroticahello: i look for a lot of cleavage
yesitslunchtime: lol
neuroticahello: wait where you asking me?

liburd love

BigBoi7734: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUKlu8kd-8M
yesitslunchtime: you're jealous of that hxcness
BigBoi7734: iob 4rgfhbvztghkm ,o
yesitslunchtime: lmfao wth
BigBoi7734: ],fbvgn
BigBoi7734: ujg
yesitslunchtime: oic okay
BigBoi7734: ' BAash[-;d
BigBoi7734: \ss
BigBoi7734: as
BigBoi7734: ssla]
BigBoi7734: s
BigBoi7734: as
BigBoi7734: SEX
BigBoi7734: SEXY WITH ALKIE
BigBoi7734: ALLIE
BigBoi7734: I LOVE YOU
BigBoi7734: FUCK MEEEEE
BigBoi7734: AHHHH
yesitslunchtime: LOLLL
BigBoi7734: I ,LOVE YOU
BigBoi7734: WHO I SANDY
BigBoi7734: ASK THAT BITCH THAT
yesitslunchtime: LOLL
yesitslunchtime: LMFAO
BigBoi7734: kevin here
BigBoi7734: larissa is a dumbass
BigBoi7734: ANSWER ME
yesitslunchtime: no u
BigBoi7734: DONT LISTEN TO HERE
BigBoi7734: SHES MADE I KICKED HER ASS
BigBoi7734: MAD*
yesitslunchtime: xcuse me
yesitslunchtime: no
yesitslunchtime: she could kick your ass in anything
BigBoi7734: hell naw
yesitslunchtime: y
BigBoi7734: no she didn
BigBoi7734: i kicked her ass
BigBoi7734: badly
yesitslunchtime: no
BigBoi7734: dont listen to her shesma sore loser
BigBoi7734: penis
BigBoi7734: fuck her
BigBoi7734: she can suck cock
BigBoi7734: for asll i care
yesitslunchtime: stop saying the word fuck it's bad for you
BigBoi7734: fuuck you
yesitslunchtime: rude
yesitslunchtime: i liked you. not anymore.
~
yesitslunchtime: WHY DOES KEVIN TALK TO ME
yesitslunchtime: he ims me with youtube videos
yesitslunchtime: BigBoi7734 (7:18:22 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUKlu8kd-8M
yesitslunchtime: you're jealous of that hxcness
neurotica hello: LOL HE ASKED ME TO TRANSLATE
neurotica hello: I CAN SEE IT
yesitslunchtime: lmfao
yesitslunchtime: ahahah
neurotica hello: ew12asduyjgkul
"??
yesitslunchtime: wtf is he doing
neurotica hello: hjhtrtyh]
neurotica hello: jghjl
yesitslunchtime: is that like liburd code
neurotica hello: '69
yesitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: ppenis
neurotica hello: bALLS
neurotica hello: TITTIES
yesitslunchtime: LOL
yesitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: I WANT ANDY SO BAD
neurotica hello: SUCK MY TITTIES ALI
*
yesitslunchtime: LOL SPELL MY NAME RIGHT
neurotica hello: IM SOWHITE
yesitslunchtime: LOLLL
neurotica hello: PENIS
neurotica hello: BALLS
neurotica hello: DSFCJGHFDHYJOHJGDRIOGKXZFG\
neurotica hello: TRTRSHGDFIUY POI
yesitslunchtime: OMG I AM DED
neurotica hello: OMG
neurotica hello: ugh
neurotica hello: okay it's larissa

i have never had a heat day before...

“Tuesday June 10, 2008 - Schools and offices will be closed. Due to excessive heat and power...

neurotica hello: and as for the dream
neurotica hello: ehh it was
neurotica hello: graphic...but like not...like no one was naked or anything it still just...
neurotica hello: man, okay
neurotica hello: if i was a dude i'd have a raging hard on.
YESitslunchtime: ahahha
YESitslunchtime: LMAO
neurotica hello: no lie
~
neurotica hello: i woke up late this morning and i had to go take the sat2's so i didn't even really think about it
neurotica hello: but then like in the middle of the world history one i was just really tired and like half-asleep and bored
neurotica hello: so i was drifting off and i just remembered it
YESitslunchtime: ahaha
neurotica hello: and i was balling my hands up into fists to stuff in my mouth to keep me from shouting HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
neurotica hello: and freaking out because :O
YESitslunchtime: LMAO
neurotica hello: idk
~
neurotica hello: okay um
neurotica hello: we were at six flags :\
YESitslunchtime: aww
neurotica hello: and then we went to this like random place where there was smoke and stuff and the sign over it said PARADIZE and i was like proper spelling pls and like you and dtin and sleigh were there
neurotica hello: and we walked in and i could see nicole with some dude
YESitslunchtime: PARADIZE lol
neurotica hello: and like it was like a rave, all dark with colored fog and the lights kept flickering on and off and it was like a techno beat or something
neurotica hello: and i was like LET'S GO GUISE and we all plunged in only i turned around and saw soleil pointing and laughing at us while we got carried away into the crowd
neurotica hello: and like you were being pulled up and like crowdsurfing and you had a flashing, strobelight-ish crown on your head and a glow in the dark sword and for some reason b. urie was holding you up by himself at some point IDEK
YESitslunchtime: ahahha
neurotica hello: and then i was just dancing by mself, normally like swaying and then someone pressed up behind me and i leaned back and ahhh omg it was [JOE JONAS]!
neurotica hello: and then we started dancing and i feel the need to be purified rn omggg

strangest thing ever

Aclarkeeee: Whatcha doin?
YESitslunchtime: omg weirdest thing ever. i fell asleep on the couch and soleil called me but i missed it and i called her back and like
YESitslunchtime: idk i was really out of it
YESitslunchtime: and then i started giggling
YESitslunchtime: and couldn't stop laughing
Aclarkeeee: have you lost your mind?
YESitslunchtime: it was a very strange moment
Aclarkeeee: temporary insanity?
Aclarkeeee: Restless mouth syndrome?
YESitslunchtime: we were on the phone for like 7 minutes but it felt like two
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: it's like when you wake up and you do something but you're still half asleep so you're questioning whether or not it really happened
YESitslunchtime: it was so strange
Aclarkeeee: Allie, I told you drugs were bad!
YESitslunchtime: lol
YESitslunchtime: woops

neurotica hello: walter is the gay kid i met that i love
neurotica hello: we went to school together till second grade
YESitslunchtime: oh
neurotica hello: i asked him how to spell fuck
YESitslunchtime: lol
YESitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: it was jawesome
neurotica hello: ikr
YESitslunchtime: amazing
neurotica hello: i got sent to the convent tho
neurotica hello: the nuns were like ehhh
neurotica hello: i was like fuck fuck FUCK fuck fuck FUCK FUCK

neurotica hello: he was so hot i couldn't imagine what he would do :\
neurotica hello: so i stopped writing

neurotica hello: lol omg
neurotica hello: HE IS GAY ALLIE DUN DENY IT FOR HIM
neurotica hello: that's why he ~speed-dates
YESitslunchtime: no he's really not gay though
neurotica hello: to cope
YESitslunchtime: LOL

neurotica hello: I LEARNED HOW TO DANCE LIKE A FLORIDIAN WOMAN
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neurotica hello: i was dancing with this one dude and when we were done
neurotica hello: he he was half-hard
neurotica hello: :\
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neurotica hello: LOL OMG
neurotica hello: I WAS LIKE "KEVIN WOULD YOU MIND IF THIS WAS YOUR BROTHER IN LAW"
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: AND KEVIN GOES "NO HE'S WHITE"
YESitslunchtime: LMFAO
neurotica hello: AND I WAS LIKE "WHY DOES THAT MATTER"
neurotica hello: AND HE GOES "THE MATTER IS CLOSED, HE'S WHITE DAMMIT"
YESitslunchtime: LMFAO
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neurotica hello: can he come to six flags with us pleasse
YESitslunchtime: yeah
YESitslunchtime: YES
YESitslunchtime: omg yes
neurotica hello: i will do him on king kong
YESitslunchtime: he would
neurotica hello: i mean
YESitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: say hi
neurotica hello: i mean
neurotica hello: wot
neurotica hello: YAY

it's almost over

XShadow0faDoubtX: any progress
YESitslunchtime: none
YESitslunchtime: i am starting now though, i just moved to the kitchen table~ so i would hav emore room
XShadow0faDoubtX: awesome, i just opened up microsoft word. gettin some progress
YESitslunchtime: haha
YESitslunchtime: i really don't want to type any of thsee
YESitslunchtime: i'm only goin gto type the ones i have to. i hate typing essays so much
XShadow0faDoubtX: saaaame here
XShadow0faDoubtX: but just think of it like this allie
XShadow0faDoubtX: it's the home stretch, and we're sooooo close to freedom
YESitslunchtime: i know
YESitslunchtime: it really is the home stretch
XShadow0faDoubtX: we got this!
YESitslunchtime: yeah!
XShadow0faDoubtX: it's all led up to here, all those nights us talking about bacon lol. we've gotta do this! not for the sake of our grade but for us!

neurotica hello: every time i talk to [KEVIN JONAS] or think of him i will just remember rape and a pale moonlit ass

YESitslunchtime: http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2544/img000011zx0.jpg
neurotica hello: OMG IS THAT
YESitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: YOU?
YESitslunchtime: yeah
neurotica hello: LOL
neurotica hello: YOU HAVE A BDEN MIND
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
neurotica hello: OOPS
neurotica hello: I MEANT TO TYPE LIPS
YESitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: *MOUTH
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: DAMN I SUCK

so effing funnny

YESitslunchtime: i'd have sex with [KEVIN JONAS] before i had sex with [JOE JONAS]
neurotica hello: fuck now i really wish i was a boy
neurotica hello: OMG
neurotica hello: EW
YESitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: TAKE IT BACXK
neurotica hello: DONT
neurotica hello: BAH
YESitslunchtime: LOLLLL
YESitslunchtime: okay
neurotica hello: SCOURGIFU
neurotica hello: SCOURGIFY
YESitslunchtime: well maybe i felt that way like las tweek
neurotica hello: FUCK YOUR HARRY POTTER IT'S NOT WORKING
YESitslunchtime: idk now~
neurotica hello: AH
neurotica hello: AH
YESitslunchtime: LOLL
neurotica hello: AH
AHQ
neurotica hello: w iwoejwpe q
YESitslunchtime: LOLL
YESitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: I AM SO TRAUMATIZED
neurotica hello: FUCK
neurotica hello: AH
neurotica hello: MY EYES
neurotica hello: FUCK MY VISUAL HEAD
YESitslunchtime: LMFAO
neurotica hello: UFC;w r
neurotica hello: JODRPEW R
neurotica hello: e rjieqw
neurotica hello: ASSHOLE
neurotica hello: THIS IS YOUR FAUKLT
neurotica hello: I CANT SLEEP
neurotica hello: EVER
neurotica hello: I MAY DREAM ABOUT THIS
neurotica hello: W ER
neurotica hello: ASJEDEWP
YESitslunchtime: AAND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID neurotica hello (6:26:25 PM): you just tell me about it
neurotica hello: AHHH PALE ASS
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: I MEANT WITH [JOE JONAS]
neurotica hello: OH GOD
YESitslunchtime: LOL OH
neurotica hello: [KEVIN JONAS'S] PALE ASS IN THE MOONLIGHT
neurotica hello: OOOH
YESitslunchtime: LOLL
neurotica hello: SKOJ EEJROIEJ POJEITOREW PEJTREWPO
neurotica hello: IO CANT BREATH
YESitslunchtime: LOL ASFLKJ
neurotica hello: MUST LOOK AWAY
YESitslunchtime: ME EITHER
YESitslunchtime: BUT FROM LAUGHING
neurotica hello: omg
neurotica hello: omg
YESitslunchtime: omg breathing
YESitslunchtime: omg
neurotica hello: oh hsit i'm dead
YESitslunchtime: so funny
YESitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: i need a soda to calm me down, fuck
YESitslunchtime: I AM ROFLING
neurotica hello: brb coke
YESitslunchtime: MY STOMACH HURTS
YESitslunchtime: LOL
neurotica hello: lol becausenof this
neurotica hello: ahh fuck
neurotica hello: eyes
neurotica hello: coke
neurotica hello: coke
neurotica hello: rb
YESitslunchtime: LOL

neurotica hello: shit i keep forgetting you're legal
YESitslunchtime: haha
neurotica hello: *illegal

i think i am still bitter about this

dead, it's lol everytime i read it

YESitslunchtime: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucpTt7B-Vwk
neurotica hello: omg
neurotica hello: why
neurotica hello: actually
neurotica hello: hi josh
YESitslunchtime: LOL
YESitslunchtime: LOLL
YESitslunchtime: wajkrdWQKLOLLL
YESitslunchtime: OMGG AHAHHWEKA;FJWELK
neurotica hello: can they zoom in and go lower
neurotica hello: a little
neurotica hello: what
neurotica hello: lolz

i had a dream that patd designed a rollercoaster at like six flags or something and i went on it and...

LOL MY AUNT IS KIND OF DRUNK

krosica: are ou thre?
YESitslunchtime: yteah
YESitslunchtime: yeah
krosica: how exciting
krosica: I hvaen't done anything very concrete about your graduation present
krosica: we should talk
YESitslunchtime: baaah
YESitslunchtime: okay
krosica: when does school end
YESitslunchtime: i graduate the 23rde
krosica: so you have a fes weeks
YESitslunchtime: yeah
krosica: OK.Let me get my act together.
krosica: '
krosica: any plans for the summer?
YESitslunchtime: well only tentative plans that's the thing. i applied for an apprenticeship which i am interviewing for next monday, and if i get it it starts july 7th
YESitslunchtime: and is 7 weeks
krosica: how do wre make this print bigger
YESitslunchtime: my font?
krosica: mine too
krosica: I
YESitslunchtime: yours looks fine to me, is this better
krosica: ve hjad too much ine\
krosica: what are you intrviewing foer?]
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lol she got better after that but omg haha.

all of this shit would be so much easier if i just had you to help me through it