and it continues...
mmfishxsticks: xxcolton (9:37:22 PM): supposedly, butts on monkeys were a way of showing fertility and shit like that, thats how they attracted mates, and when humans stood upright, they couldnt see the butts and the boobs were more eyelevel, and like them so yeah.
xxcolton: thats what the "evolutionary" reason is
yesitslunchtime: lmfao wth
yesitslunchtime: whats his reason though
mmfishxsticks: mm fishxsticks (9:38:13 PM): *rolls eyes*
xxcolton: serious! lol
mm fishxsticks: what do YOU find hot about them
xxcolton: hummm
yesitslunchtime: hhahah
mmfishxsticks: xxcolton (9:38:45 PM): i think its cause
xxcolton: they feel cool and its something i dont have lol
yesitslunchtime: lmfao
mmfishxsticks: xxcolton (9:39:17 PM): cause like i have nipples, but i dont have the boob meat under them
mmfishxsticks: boob meat
yesitslunchtime: lmfao
mmfishxsticks: hahaha
yesitslunchtime: wth
mmfishxsticks: he's an odd child
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mmfishxsticks: xxcolton (9:41:39 PM): i mean i think thats one of the main reasons
xxcolton: curiosity
xxcolton: and cause its natural to want to see/touch/w.e what one doesnt have
yesitslunchtime: idk
mmfishxsticks: mm fishxsticks (9:42:37 PM): its not like i see a penis and am like OMG! WANT TO TOUCH!
xxcolton: and thats prolly the most intelectual responce ull get from a guy about why he likes boobs... haha
xxcolton: well guys are greedy and territorial lol
mm fishxsticks: hahaha alright
mm fishxsticks: i'll accept that
Jul 23rd
giggle fits
neuroticahello: so i can safely discuss with you now this picture
neuroticahello: http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v263/46/12
4/1334370867/n1334370867_30660290_3441.jpg which led me to write slash in my head
neuroticahello: a love triangle
yesitslunchtime: LOL
yesitslunchtime: omg
neuroticahello: dtin loves josh who loves matt ho
neuroticahello: dtin in a fit of jealous rage pushes matt ho off the stage
yesitslunchtime: oh boy
neuroticahello: that is why the treasure almost didn't work out! dtin forced matt ho to kiss him and josh saw! YAY
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neuroticahello: sweet monkey niblets
neuroticahello: !
neuroticahello: that is good news tbh
yesitslunchtime: why
neuroticahello: because
neuroticahello: we can have a double wedding
neuroticahello: you and [someone]
neuroticahello: me and [someone]
neuroticahello: :-)
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yesitslunchtime: i always knew i would like him too
neuroticahello: lol
neuroticahello: when he was in the cradle you would lean over and be like IMMA LOVE YOU SOMEDAY LIL ONE
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neuroticahello: he is either a) a cyborg, or b) gay.
neuroticahello: sorry, allie
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neuroticahello: in the background, i can hear kevin speaking to the dog
neuroticahello: "....you know, sami, i think you may be a mentally retarded dog. hey, retard, come here. oh, let me speak your language. aaaaaaagh. don't walk away from me! i'm rick james, bitch!"
neuroticahello: "ew, ugh, is that your penis! ew dog rape! back up, no homo! you are mentally -- no physically retarded! look at your hair, physically retarded hair! yeah, back away, physically retarded hair dog boy. back away."
Jul 13th